You need to take a page out of your inbred cousin Lindsey Faye’s playbook: go on TV and turn on the spigots. A sure fire way to get the money flowing into your Save America Save Myself Savings Account.

The Republican Party belatedly held their 2020 convention in January 2021. Here’s how it looked. And here’s to the party of Law & Order.

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