A complete index of postings in chronological order beginning August, 2014.
- As the Pot Melts
- Rear Window
- Life at the Original Midnight Sun in the 1970s
- Christmas, Baby Please Come Home
- Life Without Eyebrows, 1974
- Mein Kampf
- Visions of Carlotta
- Life on 17th Street
- Rotted Plums
- Your Eminence, Your Worship, Your Grace
- The Metropolitan Museum of Jackie
- Life in the Pink Suit
- Mon Petit Chiu Chiu
- Diggin Iggy
- Life in the Iggy Pop Fan Club, 1975
- The Happiest Days
- Life as a Godfather
- Childhood Living
- Sensitivity Training
- Life on Pretty Lake
- Life as a Blonde, Every Known Shade
- Would You Buy a Used Car from This Man?
- Life in Retail, 1978
- Graceless Lady
- Life in Print
- Don’t Piss on My Leg and Tell Me It’s Raining
- Life on an Associate Professor’s Salary
- Second Floor, Women’s Lingerie
- Life on Dirty, Filthy Nob Hill
- With Extra Tartar Sauce
- What’s the Date? 1968
- Alone with Art
- Life at Sterling Cooper
- Centerfold
- Buy Me Some Peanuts and Ar-magn-ac
- Sliding Through My Hands
- I Know I’ve Dreamed You
- Earthquake Weather
- Image of Veta
- Winning Streak
- Life at Buzzby’s
- Life of Brian
- Life at Home, Alone: Special Halloween Edition of Nude Leaked Photos!
- The Curse
- C’mon Ride That Booty
- Pride Before the Fall
- Life of Outrage, Life of Beauty
- When You’re a Boy
- Life, Afterlife and Lowlife
- Helping the More Fortunate
- Oogie Oogie Oogie
- Feliz dia veinteidos de Noviembre!
- Life of Giving Thanks
- Gimme Danger Little Stranger
- Reviving a Classic
- Male Order Fulfillment
- Life with the Boys of Williams-Sonoma
- From Our House to Yours
- Life at Christmastime on Jones Street
- John’s Grill
- Life of the Egg Nog Party
- Office Parties
- Happy Christmas Y’all
- Do They Know It’s Christmas?
2015
- Mission Focus
- High Jackie
- Low Jackie
- Clearing the Cobwebs
- I Feel Good
- Today’s Chuckle
- Eviction Countdown Day 23. Check Is in the Mail
- Eviction Countdown Day 22. Sally Stanford
- Eviction Countdown Day 21, Chartreuse Lady
- Eviction Countdown Day 20, Taking Out the Trash
- Eviction Countdown Day 19, Gilt on Gilt
- Eviction Countdown Day 18. The Landlord Calls
- Eviction Countdown Day 17, God Bless
- Eviction Countdown Day 16, Up On the Roof
- Eviction Countdown Day 15, The Stairs
- Eviction Countdown Day 14, The Duke and Duchess
- Eviction Countdown Day 13, The World As I See It
- Eviction Countdown Day 12, Ruining Art
- Eviction Countdown Day 11, VD
- Eviction Countdown Day 10, The Patio
- Eviction Countdown Day 9, Built-Ins
- Eviction Countdown Day 8, Taxidermy
- Eviction Countdown Day 7, Metro
- Eviction Countdown Day 6, Bertha’s Brownies
- Eviction Countdown Day 5, Je Suis Nobody
- Eviction Countdown Day 4, Billy Steve
- Eviction Countdown Day 3, The Whole World is Watching
- Eviction Countdown: Day 2 Becomes Day 1
- Disassembly
- Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown
- What Have I Got to Hide?
- I Have Not Been Served
- Clarity
- A Woo By Any Other Name
- Meet the Mongels
- The Folks at Home
- Parallel Universes
- When You’re Sitting Back in Your Rose Pink Cadillac
- Halston Wept
- The Great Un-Quashed
- Tina and the Spoken Word
- Go Ahead and Call It Frisco, What the Hell Do I Care
- Hitler Youth
- Good Morning Jones Street
- Whither Shall I Wander?
- Whitey
- I Have No Choice But To Drive 55
- Trucker Etiquette
- Westward, Ho!
- A Uhauler’s Nightmare
- Breaking Up the Trip, Badly
- Walter Whitey’s ABQ
- Permission to Approach?
- Ithaca!
- The Only Person Who Can Judge Me Is Judy
- The Copycats Are Out
- The Conformist
- Landline
- Said the Joker to the Thief
- Things I Will Miss, Volume I
- Things I Will Miss, Volume II
- Uncle Cookie’s Antique Empire
- Things I Will Miss, Volume III
- I Left My Heart
- A Horse With No Name
2016
- Sauerkraut
- Time, In Qualudes and Red Wine
- The Blackened Snapper Is To Die For
- Come Together
- Pilgrimage On The 75% Off Trail
- The Ancient Cohachellian Art of Cacti Arranging
- Popsicle Sheers
- Life Is Strife
- Life Is Strife: Addendum
- Casting My Net
- Where Seldom Is Heard
- Desert Sage
- The Old Homestead
- Jackie’s Tears
- Cancer, And My Name Is Larry
- Me and Mr. B
- On Milkshakes
- Learning Curve
- Dunbar’s Last Stand
- Tale of Two Cows
- Up On Housing Project Hill
- Barstow Barista Boys
- The Season of the Donald
- I Fought the Law and the Law Won
- Visions of San Jacinto
- On My Way to Ralph’s
- Gaydom’s Gump
- Goodbye to All of That
- Happy Thanksgiving
- The Final Salvo
- Never to Roam Again, By God!
- The Shell
- Lascaux West
- Vissi D’Arte at 55 Laguna
- Get Me to Gilroy, Girl
2017
- Anonymous Angels
- The Roy Show
- My Fair Share of Abuse
- With Cockle Shells
- Nose Job
- Heart
- Jesus and the Postman
- Would You Have My Baby?
- Versailles Days, Beluga Nights
- Remembering Looper
- Chief Front-Yard
- Davies ER Best in Show
- Me and Louise
- Kiss the Sky
- Something Right Finally Happened
- Gimme
- Spare Change
- Me and Susie Had So Much Fun
- God Said to Abraham Kill Me a Son, Abe Said Man You Must Be Putting Me On
- Unanswered Prayers
- Oily Sacraments
- The Hallowed Homes of Berkeley
- Moonlight on the Wabash
- Mama Was A Rollin’ Stone, Part Two
- Mama Was A Rollin’ Stone, Part Three
- Ode to Noreen and Nila Ann
- Dear (Fill in the Blank):
- My God-Diggity Dog Daughter
- A Caregiver’s Guide to a Successful Hospital Visit
- Misery
2018
- Back Pages
- She’s Got CBS’ Eyes
- To Love as One’s Own
- I’mma Gonna Do Something!
- Watts Style, Chapter One: Primeval
- Watts Style, Chapter Two: Memento Mori
- Watts Style, Chapter Three: Velvet Resistance
- Watts Style, Chapter Four: The Laguna Lintel
- The Joy of Man’s Desiring
- Guerrillas in the Midst
- Meaning and Nothingness
- M’aider! M’aider!
- What Went Wrong?
- Do You Love Me?
- Tony, I Didn’t Know Ye
- Regina, Start the Show
- Reading Nancy’s Lips and Wyman’s Beads
- Bua uuh Guul
- Splash
- Pressed Flesh
- Bosom Buddies
- Era’s End
- No Exit
- Grab ’em by the Pussy!
- Matisse on Crack
- Pheasant Under Glass
- I Did Not Vote for Feinstein
- It’s Showtime!
- Contact High
- Ghosts of Christmas Cards Past
- Self-Serving Baloney
- Don Draper Remembered
- Madonna with Blue Balls
2019
- Pear Picking in the USA
- That Girl Belongs to Yesterday
- A Note on SBLIII
- Prouder Than a Tumescent Pubescent
- An Associate Professor’s 111th Dream
- Down to the Crossroads
- Mueller’s Mush
- The Heartbreak of Psoriasis
- I Wa-Wa-Wa-Wa Wonder
- Yes
- How Many Bunnies Had to Die to Make That Headboard?
- Who’s the Dummy Now?
- Pride Before the Human Hair-like Fall
- We Could Be Heroes Vol. XI
- I Am What I Am, Goddamnit!
- Mrs. Taylor Sure Seems to Use a Lot of Ice
- The End of Human Nature
- This Big Slit
- What Price Paranormality?
- 450 6th Avenue
- Jackie Gets a Facelift
- Shantih Shantih Shantih
- A Tear in Every Room
- Little Green Apples
Dear Chris, I spent most of yesterday afternoon and this morning trying to remember the name of that fabulous shoe store on Geary just past I. MAGNIN . Entering every conceivable combination of words, hints and clues on google where should I find the answer but with you and Kathy standing out front….Of course! Love, Phobi
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Frank was good to all of us. XOXO
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Love your latest blog, doll! He sounds like a national treasure.
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