$12 Million in Today’s Currency

Received a message today from a disinterested third party (which pretty much describes any friend or acquaintance I’ve ever had) asking if the check I’d written them was any good. I said it has as good a chance of clearing as any other I’ve ever written. You just got to get on that pony and ride, see what happens.

Carbon dating the accompanying note of such thoughtfulness, this would have been issued in the Spring of 1975. Less than a month after Aristotle Onassis’ passing on the Ides of March.

I have a sneaking suspicion this financial institution no longer exists. I believe they were felled by excessive Federal Reserve sanctions for issuing such overtly feminine checks to a male customer.

One thought on “$12 Million in Today’s Currency

  1. I’m on a fixed income and dealing with $80,000 in hospital bills from a bad bike accident back in September. Medicare doesn’t cover shit anymore but with friends like B why worry? Thanks for being there for me, drag queen!


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